History repeats itself, muttering.

• Watergate had Deep Throat. All we get is deep vein thrombosis.
• They got “we have a cancer on the presidency”. We get “there’s a clot in the Vice President’s leg”.
• They had plumbers to stop leaks. We get a leaky "Scooter".
• They got “All the President’s Men”. We get Humpty-W-Dumpty for another 2 years.

…sigh…