Rupert Murdock is going to buy the Wall Street Journal. Murdock made his money the old fashioned way: pandering to the lowest instincts of greed & lust. His tabloids feature pictures of bare-breasted women – or so I'm told by bold promises on the front page. The greed part should fit perfectly into the WSJ's single-minded focus on the next quarter's results (damn the company once I've made mine). The lust part? Well, maybe we'll see the girls, just portrayed in the WSJ's favored dotted drawing art.
Thursday, August 02, 2007
Wall Street Rag
Rupert Murdock is going to buy the Wall Street Journal. Murdock made his money the old fashioned way: pandering to the lowest instincts of greed & lust. His tabloids feature pictures of bare-breasted women – or so I'm told by bold promises on the front page. The greed part should fit perfectly into the WSJ's single-minded focus on the next quarter's results (damn the company once I've made mine). The lust part? Well, maybe we'll see the girls, just portrayed in the WSJ's favored dotted drawing art.
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