- Who: A few fans anxious for the start of the interminable season vs. the World, but most importantly the many Americans wishing to see friends who aren't among the few spotlighted medal contenders!
- What: left hand turns, period, albeit at very high speed vs. sports you've never seen performed by people whose name and country may be unpronounceable. (Ok, maybe this one goes to NASCAR).
- When: nearly every week of the year (4 out of 5 weekends) vs. 2 weeks every 4 years (2%).
- Where: Contiguous US states only, mostly limited to the former Confederate States of America, vs. Global.
Ambrose Bierce had no idea how true his witticism would be 100 years later:
War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.Shouldn't we at least have the decency to observe the natives at play before we invade? Who knows, it might even aid in post-war reconstruction planning (if we were to ever engage in it).
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