General Motors & Divorce

In a move to cut the fat and improve productivity, GM is offering many of its workers $140,000 to sever all ties.

My wife wanted to sever all ties but she demanded a lot more. Maybe the GM workers should hire her lawyer.

Me? Next time, I'm outsourcing. Strictly mistresses. Sure the up-front costs are higher, but the close-out costs are low. And think of the value!